Instead of actually reviewing these soft core porn like festivities I decieded instead to simply copy and paste my FB running commentary
8pm: Why Lady Gaga refuses to allow homosexuals to be a part of her performance is beyond me!
8:09: Selena Gomez v.s. Bruno Mars! May the best bitch win!
8:43: Ever since Annette Funicello dies all the Disney Girls have really gone the whore route (sorry I’ll stop)
8:51: Miley must have popped a pill because my god…I have this horrible feeling 2 chainz is gonna have a threesome with Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montanna tonight. I pray for her safety
9:03: That stage has a yeast infection
9:07: Well I googled “Vapid Twat” and Taylor Swifts VMA acceptance speech came up! (not sorry!)
9:10: If Taylor Swift wins another award I want to see a Carrie White like pig blood scene minus the telekinetic fury that follows.
9:43: RE: Justin Timberlake Nsynch reunion: That was hot I LOVE New Kids On The Block!
9:46: I bet you Diane Keaton Annie Hall era LOVES that Suit and Tie song!
10:00pm I have a sneaking suspicion most of those One Direction are a bit gay. Like if u take a naked Rhianna and put her in a room with One Direction u would see like One Erection. (again sorry)
10:17pm: That artist The Weekend poor guy. It’s bad if your name is The Weekend and you can’t win a single award on a Sunday. I’kk be here all night folks! Please tip the waitress and try the veal.
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