Monday, February 24, 2014

My Totally Biased 10 Greatest Female Rappers of All Time!

Let’s begin with the pitiful fact that it was almost impossible to write a 20 Greatest Female MC’s” list (even when I included Kanye) because I found trying to come up with 20 truly great female rappers a truly daunting task.. Yeah I could have Googled some Bahamadia songs and checked to see if Trina ever had a platinum album but the list is GREAT female rappers and to be GREAT (IMO) You have to meet 3 requirements: 1)You have to have sold albums/had popular memorable songs 2)You have to be prolific (no one hit wonders) and #3 impact the culture in some way if not pop culture in general at least hip hop culture. This is not a list of the best lyricist or who has the best flow..this is a list of history's 10 greatest female rappers.

Hey Iggy Azalea Banks and Nicki Minaj..Lil Kim called and she wants her EVERTHING back
Hip Hop has always been a boys club this fact is not news. What is alarming however is that things seem to be going in the wrong direction. The time of the great female rappers, the truly diverse and independent lady MC’s seems to have come and gone. In 2014 Nicki Minaj for the most part stands alone on the charts. Female rappers don't sell. And while some of this is in fact do to a Youtube downloadable digital 21st century where music in general doesn't sell some if it can also be attributed to artist who are not creating memorable material that stand the test of time. Comparing the female rapper of the 80’s and 90’s to the female rapper of the New Millennium is an exercise in contrast. 20 years ago you could look at the charts and find a diverse menu of female types. From NY Afro Centric (Queen Latifa, Money Love) to west coast home girl (YoYO,JJ Fad)East Coast street reporters (Nikki D, MC Lyte) and southern helles belles (Left Eye, Da Brat)a diverse and interesting group of women could be found in rotation on the airwaves. Now a days a female rappers voice is scarce and those that are heard come across in lyrics and image more like glorified groupies then free thinking strong women. Minaj and Azella’s sexuality seems more for the boys than Salt N Pepa or Yo Yo’s ever did.Even if you don’t consider Kim’s or Trina’s "I’m down for my nigga ride or die side freaky side chic" shtick to be a very empowing quality at least they represented said type with heart. The old school Lady Rappers could be sexy without being raunchy (Salt N Pepa) strong without being bitchy (MC Lyte) and lyrically clever without being naked (Foxy Brown, Lauren Hill). The female rappers of the 21st Century seem to have to compete with the boys..on the boys terms. Anyway without further adei is my very subjective very biased list of whom I feel are the greatest female rappers of all time. This list is not up for debate because God came to me and told me this was the list so discussion over.

#10 EVE



Enduring music:   Gotta Man, Love Is Blind, Let Me Blow Your Mind

Cultural Impact: Another female rapper turned sitcom star turned fashionista Latifah did it first but Eve..well eve did it second.

Album Sales: 4 million


Why she is #10:

EVE is a pretty diverse and big star. How can she be only #10? Well that’s part of the problem. There are people who think of EVE as only that girl from that sitcom or those Barber Shop Movies. Or that fashion chic. Eve used to be known as the first Lady of Ruff Riders a strong unique feminist voice in a little blonde natural and a nose ring at a time when Foxy and Lil Kim were stripping in their vids. But as Eve got more popular her hair got longer and straighter, her image more runway ready, her subject matter got more in line with what everyone else was doing and her original unique hip hop vibe seemed watered down. While it was a boon for her and her career as her more accessible sexed up image made her a more mainstream marketable entity what she gained hip hop lost. Eve is hot but she could have changed the game. Instead the game kind of changed her.


#9 LEFT EYE



Enduring Songs: Waterfalls, Creep, No Scrubs, Ladies Night, Ain’t too Proud To Beg, What About your Friends

Cultural Impact: Created the biggest selling girl group of all time. Rapped on 2 of the biggest selling hip hop/ R&B albums of all time.

Albums sold: 27 Million world wide


Why she is #9:
TLC is arguably the greatest girl group of all time. Definitely the greatest selling.  Without Left Eye there would be no TLC. Left Eye was the creative energy, the writer, the feminist voice, the crazy in the crazy sexy cool formula. Applying art in its truest form, Left Eye used the emotional raw materials available after burning her boyfriend’s mansion down and being released from a half-way house to pen her greatest 16 bars for the Grammy winning #1 song  Waterfalls by observing a rainbow on the ride home from rehab. That’s hip hop. Personally I’m a bigger fan of Left Eye than I am of some other chics higher up on this list but despite Left Eye’s legendary status and cultural contributions (not to mention her pyro-antics) Left Eye’s decreased presence on TLC’s later efforts and her own failed solo effort only afforded southern rap pixie a #9 entry.





#8 NICKI MINAJ







Enduring music: None (sorry) um, . . . Superbass, I guess. Moment For Life? Starships? Is this music enduring?


Cultural Impact: The black Barbie manic fembot is her shtick. She can hang with the guys. Her subject matter can be as shallow and materialistic as the guys.
Albums sold: 3.5 million


Why she is #8:
What makes Nicki Minaj great is what also makes Nikki Minaj frustrating.  For the last few years she has pretty much stood alone as the lone female rap superstar. To stand basically alone in a male dominated landscape says something. It says she has the balls and drive to stand among Drake, Kanye and Wayne. It also says that being number one is not so difficult when there are no other numbers on the charts. Without any significant female rap competition Nicki Minaj stands alone as number one. That indeed says something.



#7 FOXY BROWN



Enduring Songs: I’ll Be, Ill Nah Nah, Hot Spot, Who Shot Ya (remix)

Cultural Impact: Foxy could spit. Held her own with Nas and Jay Z. Successfully  Stole Lil Kim's swag.

Albums Sold: 4.5 Million


Why she is #7: 

The Brown Bomber burst on the scene as a guest on an LL Cool J remix (I Shot Ya) before becoming a Jay Z protégé and releasing The Ill Nah Nah in 1996 to critical and commercial acclaim. Originally hailed for her lyrical agility rhyme style and take no prisoners content Foxy (like Eve and Lil Kim) quickly morphed into a hyper sexed black Barbie. Her second album was panned by critics and her offstage antics like attacking salon workers and suing family members began to outshine her once promising career. Still few MC’s on this list can mess with 16 bars from Foxy Brown


#6 LIL KIM



Enduring Songs:  No Time, Crush On You, The Jump Off

Album Sales:  Over 7 Million


Why she is #6: 

The first groupie gone good. Kim proved the girls could be as materialistic and oversexed as the guys. Arriving in 1995 as Biggie’s hip hop gun moll and the first lady of Junior Mafia Kim carved a niche for herself as the raunchy, “I don’t give a shit”, “girls like to fuck too”, ride or die bitch. And it worked. At first, she kind of rhymed like BIG and had presence and energy and it worked. But then Like Foxy before her the further she got away from her Hip Hop Svengali (the Notorious B died) the more her lyrics, album sales, and popularity suffered. After intense rivalries and falling’s out with Junior Mafia, Foxy Brown, Nikki Minaj and even The Notorious BIG’s mamma Voletta Wallace Kim in the 21st century is now known as a Hip Hop plastic surgery punchline. Or Ad lib, as it were.

#5 QUEEN LATIFAH


Enduring Songs:  Ladies First, Just Another Day, UNITY, Come Into My House, Latifah’s Had It Up To Here

Cultural impact: First afro-centric woman of rap, first female MC to crossover into television/movies.

Albums Sold:  3 million

Why She is #5:

Give it to ‘em, Queen! Dana Queen Latifah Owens debuted at a really creative and afro-centric era in hip hop. With groups like Public Enemy, X-Clan and Poor Righteous Teachers speaking  pride and self-knowledge, Latifah became the female face of the late eighties/early nineties black power hip hop movement. Following Will Smith’s celebrity career roadmap to a T, Latifah went from rapper to sitcom star to Oscar nominated Hollywood darling. Like Eve, there are some people who probably watch The Queen Latifah Show and have no idea she used to be known as a rapper.

#4 MC LYTE



Enduring Songs: Lyte as A Rock, Cha Cha Cha,Paper Thin, Poor Georgie, Ruffneck

Cultural impact: Legitimized female mc’s. Brooklyn’s first chic street reporter. Undefeated diss war queen.

Albums Sold 3 million

Why she is #4:

Is MC Lyte the greatest female rap storyteller of all time? Probably. This Brooklyn native was one of the first female rappers who gained real respect for her flow and lyric writing ability from her male contemporaries. As a male rap fan it was ok to like an MC Lyte song because she could flow and was cool with KRS 1. While Salt N Pepa and Roxanne Shante were seen at first as gimmicks, Lyte came in the game earning and keeping respect. With the perfect combination of a commanding distinctive voice and varied lyrical content MC Lyte was the first lady street reporter, straight from Brooklyn with tales of misguided dope boy love, HIV suicide woes and drug addiction. Lyte’s alpha chic dominant style courted many rap rivalries and battles and Lyte became known as the queen of diss wars shutting down contenders and pretenders alike such as Antoinette and Roxanna Shante.

#3 Lauryn Hill




Enduring Songs: Killing Me Softly, That Thing, Ready Or Not, Ex-Factor, Everything is Everything
Cultural Impact: Only female singer/rapper to win 9 grammys for one album of work.
Albums Sold: 27 Million
Why she is #3:

Lauryn Hill the lyrical goddess #3? The hell you say! LBoogie may be one of the best MC’s on the list. She won 9 Grammys for her debut solo album alone but Lauryn is more known as a singer/songwriter than an MC. The most versatile and afro-centric MC on the list she has worn many hats in her years as a hip hop artist. As a member of rap super group the Fugees, she helped make their sophomore Album The Score into a cultural touchstone. From acting (Sister Act), to producing (Aretha Franklin), to singing ballads (Ex Factor), to dissing her own group members (Lost One) this Jersey goddess probably had the most potential of any artist on this list. However with only one solo studio album to her credit and her biggest hits being songs she mostly sung on as opposed to rapping, Lauryn’s career smacks of unrealized potential as opposed to hip hop dominance. Still, few male or female MC’s will give you 16 bars hotter than LBoogie.


#2 Missy Elliot


Enduring Songs: The Rain, Getcha Freak On, Work It, Gossip Folks, Lose Control
Cultural impact: Most prominent prolific female writer/producer in hip hop. As a writer/producer/performer has sold more albums than any female MC in history.
Albums Sold as a solo artist: Missy Elliot has sold 8 million records as an artist and over 50 million as a writer/producer for others.
Why she is #2:
 Missy Elliot was almost #1. She is a strange case. Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot started out as a singer in a Jodeci inspired R&B group called Sister. From there she started writing hits for various R&B artists like Destiny’s Child, Aaliyah, and 702. When she finally dropped her own debut album Supa Dupa Fly in 1997  the buzz surrounding her was massive and she did not disappoint. Missy came out during a time when Hip Hop was being dominated by the hyper sexual Foxy Brown and Little Kim so rather than try and compete Missy forged her own path. Instead of tight ass clothes and cleavage she wore a hefty sack in her first video “The Rain”. With her signature “yiggie yow” and playful boastful intergalactic lyrical content this Virginia Native reinvented what a female rapper was supposed to be while honoring what had come before. When you add all the records she has sold as a writer/producer she has sold close to 50 Million units. Impressive, inspiring, highly original Missy Elliot offered something Hip Hop was desperately in need of during the materialistic late 90’s:  Fun.

 

#1 SALT N PEPA

Enduring songs: Push It, Whatta Man, Shoop, Let’s Talk About Sex, None Of Your Business, Expression, Do You Really Want Me? I’ll Take Your Man, Tramp, Shake Your Thing, My Mic Sounds Nice
Albums Sold: 11 Million
Cultural Impact: First female MC’s ever nominated for a Grammy. First and only female rap group to ever win a Grammy award. Only female rappers to date to have an album sell more than 6 million copies. Best selling female rap act of all time.
Why they are #1: 

Salt N Pepa and DJ Spinderella are the Queens of Rap. Every rapper on this list owes their careers to SNP. During a time when there were almost no women in the game SnP not only managed to dominate the charts and inspire their contemporaries like MC Lyte and Latifah they did it on their own terms. While Lyte and Shante got down and dirty with the guys on the guys’ terms, Salt N Pepa forged their own path forcing the guys and the music industry to meet them on their terms. Like Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, and YoYo who had powerful male rappers guiding/writing for them (Biggie, Jay-Z and Ice Cube respectively) The Queens from Queens started off under the watchful gaze of a male Svengali (Herbie Luv Bug Azor) who wrote and produced their music. However, unlike Foxy, Kim, and YOYO, when SnP broke away from said Svengali and started writing and producing more of their own songs, their careers expanded and they became more popular and relevant. They reinvented themselves album by album first as sassy round the way girls (Hot Cool and Vicious, A Salt With A Deadly Pepa) then as black pride socially conscious hippie chicks (Black's Magic) then as sexy grown women divas (Very Necessary).  Salt N Pepa have managed in their careers the very difficult balancing act of being  feminist without coming across as man hating. They managed to make socially conscious (Let’s Talk About Sex), Dance floor friendly (Push It, Do You Really Want Me), sexy (Shoop, None of Your Business),  and Feminist ( She Thang, Expression, Independent) music all the while staying true to who they are and maintaining their original fanbase with each subsequent album adding more. While other women on this list may be stronger MC’s (MC Lyte) or crossed over into producing for other artists and singing (Missy Elliot, Lauryn Hill) Salt N Pepa and DJ Spinderella have successfully and consistently excelled at one thing and one thing only: being the greatest, most enduring, and important female rappers of all time.

Honorable mention?



If this list went beyond ten you might see Roxanne Shante, The Brat and Yo Yo on the list. But what did the Brat bring to the table that MC Lyte did not? Did Yo Yo ever have a gold record? Wasn’t Roxanne Shante for all intended purposes a one hit wonder gimmick? Despite these sad truths certain female rap acts should be mentioned with the greats and that includes Rah Digga, Lady Of Rage, Sweat Tea, JJ Fad Mia X, 3.5.7 Nikki D and Finesse and Sequence.

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